The Hills Head For The Star’s…. Dimly Lit Magazine Party

: I think Stephanie Pratt was forced to this party via the Detour

So Star Magazine tried to have an “All Hollywood” party this Sunday night at Trousdale, and it seems like All Hollywood decided to go elsewhere. Not forrealz, it wasn’t that bad, but it did seem a little lackluster. There was very little A-list power to support this party, but it definitely had some up and coming movers and shakers on the scene, as well as some old favorites that have stayed pretty steady in our focus.

The Krupa sisters are proof that their parents didn't have enough sex... MORE KRUPA SISTERS PLEASE !!

Now the thing is, Star Magazine, as a publication, has created quite a few enemies over the decades. They’re notorious for making up stories and causing loads of problems, not to mention the fact that they’re a subsidiary of National Enquirer.

I was told that celebrities in attendance would be receiving a free Ipad 2, and if that’s the case… EVEN A FREE IPAD 2 COULDN’T PICK UP THE DRAW !!! Now that’s saying a lot.

Jayde Nicole shows her fans some appreciation

But hey, it was a nice attempt Star. I did see some folks that were cool, such as 2/3 of one of the OG boy groups, “Hanson“. We also got a look at the ever so fine Krupa sisters, Joanna and Marta. “The Hills” repped hard, with Stephanie Pratt, Jayde Nicole and Jason Wahler in attendance. And let’s not forget to mention how much Stephanie Pratt wanted to be the life of the party, even tweeting a pic of herself from the inside on a skateboard in her heels. If she fell flat on her ass, now that would’ve been a shot!!!

Cowabunga dude !! Stephanie Pratt keeps her career in steady motion

We got to see Dane Cook and his non-Jessica Simpson looking date. Tatiana Ali showed up still the princess of Bel-Air.

Dane Cook and his non-Jessica Simpson looking date

Taryn Manning was DJ for the event, and has been spinning on the 1′s and 2′s a lot around Hollywood lately, so if you’re ever out, keep a look out for her. That should always make for a great time.

Tunes for the evening provided by DJ Taryn Manning

The Gastineau Girls have a hard time finding a man worthy of their stature

The Gastineau Girls were out, and Lisa was trying to hook her daughter Brittny up with Gavin DeGraw. She needs to find a steady man soon, and let’s hope she does.

Bai-Ling showed up for all our international audiences.

Two hotties forrealz were Lacey Schwimmer and Hope Dworaczyk whose looks are directly correlated with how little clothing they have on, since they both have some of the hottest bodies in the bizna$$.

Lacey Schwimmer is too hot to be booted off DWTS already

Model Jaimie Hilfiger was there with her boyfriend, Jeweler Igal Dahan. I’ll tell ya, these two are some of the best people this world has to offer.

Jaimie Hilfiger and Igal Dahan ... Ya gotta love em

And two people who I have great concern for… Tara Reid who really looks like she needs to eat something these days before she straight disappears on us.

"I try to find my friends.. but, they're blowin in the wind" - Keep Ya Head Up by 2Pac

And Shanna Moakler. Now Shanna, I know you’re hosting that show “Bridalplasty” and all, you know, that show where women compete for plastic surgery procedures before tying the knot. The show may be a hit, and you may get some great hookups and employee discounts on plastic surgery procedures, but that doesn’t mean you need to OD on the Botox.